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Dec 11 / 3:21am

We are addicted to racism

In a recent video of mine on my igebadia channel where I talk about racism in the US.  The reason I did so is not because any of my thoughts or ideas are new, but because often when the message comes from a black mouth it is disregarded by white folks as just another black person playing the race card.  We are very good as people in finding reasons to justify bigotry and stereotypes.  So I a white guy decided to highlight some areas in the US which in my opinion are subtle but very real racist policies in government and sports. 

Now knowing what I know about this world from my travels I should of expected a backlash from black people because the reality is both american white folk and black folk are addicted to racism.  They wouldn't know how to live in a world without it.  Proof of this is Mrchicity who commented saying I was a no talent hack.. He is black and from what his comments suggest he does give back to his community which is important.  That said he didn't find my comments insightful at all which begs the question why?  Why wouldn't a black person in the US agree with someone pointing out some of the very racial issues black people have pointed out?  Because black folk in the US hate white folk as much as white folk hate them...It is so obvious to anyone that travels down south...

And so the idea of a white guy trying to help is well not appreciated.. cause I am white.. funny how we always judge people on how they look... sad really...

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Filed under  //  black   race   racism   white  

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Dec 8 / 9:05pm

Why do woman believe men when they tell them how many girls they have been with?

One of the very real things about being a man is having notches in your belt.  As discusting as it may sound there is this sense of being more manly if you sleep with more girls.  I remember once at a rugby get together these two guys were talking about how many girls they had been with and this guy blurted out in the middle of a conversation he was having 126 girls.  I found that odd to blurt out in the middle of a conversation.. but hey at the time I was a virgin so I had never fed my snake.. plus I was hopeful that I would enjoy.. well one woman at that time.. I still believed in love... which I no longer do...

A few years later I was in the Navy on the gunrun and this very nice guy told his long time girlfriend he had been with 6 girls when he had been with 20...

Another guy who I played football with was a virgin 3 times..

The whole point being that men lie and woman believe them.. and let them fucke them without condoms, without getting tested... and I just don't get why?  Do you want AID's, herpes, or many of the other STD's which are easier to catch for woman and can have much more serious consequences....

Men are generally happy to be having sex.. but we will lie, cheat or steal to not have to.. as sad as it sounds it is up to woman to say no.. to say bag it.. cause men are just that stupid.. but if you make us we will.. we will likely last longer.. and be better in bed.. plus you won't have to worry for 6 months about having the HIV..

check out my youtube channel... http://youtube.com/igebadia

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Filed under  //  aids   herp   herpes   HIV   igebadia   partners   sex   sluts  

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Dec 5 / 9:49pm

igebadia... the youtube acid freak....

Shanes video:

http://youtube.com/igebadia  tell your mom igebadia

fan me on fb at http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=15039045275  it is my app... no you never have to add it...

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Dec 4 / 7:47am

I am a shenanigan...

This was on my youtube channel.. wtf does it mean?  They call me igebadia... www.youtube.com/igebadia for a lot of madness

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Dec 4 / 7:28am

YouTube messaage: I Call Shenanigans????WTF


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Dec 3 / 7:03pm

Tales of the Penis: We need Obama girl's breasts... ((tag:boobs obama girl justin bieber breaks foot wembley stadium tweeniboppers tweets twitter taylor swift usher pdiddy one less lonely girl time igebadia)

Peter Chao from pyrobooby http://bit.ly/7kfp4u
WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER!?!?

I want to know who this justin bieber so I decide to do the research and he beating me on youtube and get sign by usher and pdiddy. When I get sign!? SO I DO RAP DISS to impress all musical producer

This is the igebadia's video response.. catch all his vids at http://youtube.com/igebadia...
The tales of the penis:  Big boobs

Video notes
- google a 15teen year old boy
- intervention
- big breasts
- newmoon
- kareoke
- stick to free streaming porn

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Dec 2 / 2:44am

boys get insecure too...

Nathilie from Communitychannel http://bit.ly/6IHnOC did this video... on people's status on msn, facebook or other live chat


brb, bbl, you can all kiss my arse. It's bad enough everyone shows up offline :( YEAH I KNOW. Joking. Not really.
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/natalietran
Hope you guys are enjoying your weeks, I'll be back in two days. Hope you're all well.
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This is the igebadia's random response.. no script..just igebadia raw....

status updates can drive boys insane when their crushes come online... checkout my blog to get all my updates.. they call me http://youtube.com/igebadia

 

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Nov 27 / 8:10pm

This is just how I do a job interview... I blog it

Hey far too well dressed guy not to be a little gay... cooks.. clean, neat... organized.. everything I am not.  Yet I do videos where I am hillarious.  I know how I am going to make my millions... I think I have figured out the problem with selling applications on facebook.  I understand where I am going to make my millions in an honest and fair way.  I need someone pretty and organized who knows how to use photoshop.  You would be perfect it.. the cooking CEO.. you cook your emplyees lunch or at least we can do skits like that.  When you don't have googles money you have to be innovative.. so here the ceo always cooks lunch...

Wouldn't take a lot of time.  Generally your job would be to organize things.  Progress to a ltd.. or something.  Build a business plan and marketing plan.  Go for funding.  Actually I want to do it on the dragons den which would send a dozen youtube channels 1000's of subs.. part time a couple hours a week. 

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Nov 27 / 12:42am

Brett Wilson's website

Ms. Jeavons,

It breaks my heart when I google someone and come to a website which is just painful to use and on my mac in firefox that website was horrible.  http://www.wbrettwilson.ca/

I know people think flash looks cool but in terms of repeat users it is painful.  First off you don't get a favicon in the tabs and if you think how people use tabs this means that sight is generic.  The part those that really bothers me is how hard it was to use.  I couldn't scroll down to see if there was a more appropriate person to talk to about this. 

Truth is the world has changed.  Brett is a brand.  A good brand based website should really be a feed.  We all have a feed of youtube, twitter, blogs and other such websites.  If you were to grab all these feeds you could easily run them as part of your homepage giving a live viral type homepage for Brett.  Really show the human side of him because he is the most down to earth of all the dragons.  For the rest of them it seems about the money.  To Brett it seems about the fun of building something.  Truth is with his personality you could really take each deal he makes and using youtube, twitter, blogs and such really highlight the social aspects of it.  TEll the story of the people through Brett's eyes. 

That said this email was in regard to that order in website.  Like I always tell people if it ain't social it ain't good enough.  Here are my suggestions..

1.  Tweet or FB discounts with coupon:  Hey guys I ordered a pizza from BP's. here is a 10% coupon.

Give the tweeter maybe a dicount or whatever.  The whole point is how can you get the person who ordered to tweet or fbshare... this stuff is so easy to do.

2.  Hotel chains:  I get into my hotel room, I wish I could order food and have it charged to  my room. 

3.  BP's website is brutal.  I never order from BP's because of that.  The thing about it is all they really need to do to get locations is use fb connect which is my 3rd point dataportability.

4.  mobile: that site needs a mobile presense cause it is easier to press a button, send to my gps location.  Using google maps and gps..

5.  Simplify: I have been on sites like that and their is too much going on.

6.  paypal, paybycash, amazon dev pay, facebook payment platform(coming soon)  Get the gamer who is playing a 24 hour WOW to use it...

They call me igebadia...  tell Brett if he needs some advice from someone who understands social online.... I am his man

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Nov 19 / 12:58am

The Story of the Sweetness

I am not an engineer. I have no training on how to build a website or a Facebook application. I was fed up with too many websites making it hard for me to spend my money. I am just a guy who got tired of being ignored. I tried to contact these sites but they didn't care. They just wanted my cash and treated me like a necessary evil.

Every time I would go online I would see things that could be done better. Websites that with a few tweaks would be easy enough for my mother to use. This frustration is where the idea for Cyber Sweetness came from. If these websites wouldn't answer my emails then I would make them listen to me in a much more public way. Word of mouth 10 years ago may have been 20 people but in the "Age of the GEEK," that number could be in the 1000's. Thus was born the Sweetness.

1.  Sweetness Profile box and Canvas page: I decided to make this a simple interface that would allow users to display their favorite websites in their Facebook profile in a more visually pleasing way than simple text links. I added in the ability to let users see what are the top websites in different geographic and social areas were. Being a math nerd I also figured it made sense to let people see the raw stats in terms of favorites, clicks and star rating for each website.

The idea was a good website can improve some aspect of a person's life. Often our friends know about a cool site but never think to mention it. You don't call a girl and talk websites if you want her to love you. Well I do...probably why I am single.

2.  URLsmack: This page is more built around my personality. I fail a lot in life so I don't like to fail online. I think a website's success is directly related to how many steps it takes to accomplish a task. It is just basic probability.

So to make a long story short, this is my application and the story behind it. I hope you like it and if you don't please don't hesitate to drop us a line at suckiness@gmail.com and let us know what sucks about it.

I don't have very much money so it might take time to change things, but please trust that I do want to hear from you. I won't always be able to respond in a timely fashion because I am a single person and his mom company, but if I do get funding I will work towards having the best help online in the world.

The truth is I am just an ordinary 31 year old guy, who still lives at home because of issues I have had with depression. I had an dream and am trying to make that dream happen. I hope you like Cyber Sweetness and if successful, I hope you like the additional features I want to add.

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