I am trying to red bull restart the heart and working on learning PHP which is like taking a pen and sticking it in your penis.  Speaking of penis, today my dog almost bit mine off.  The silly animal has this toy rope.  I am laying on my back stretching and the nut job drops the rope on my groin area.  I reach down to push the rope away cause it is just in a bad place.  Dog overshoots the rope and thank the good lord I got both undies and thick shorts on or it would of been all she wrote for my penis and thus my purpose on life.  Remember love your penis.